Saturday, December 31, 2011

2011 PWI 500 Project: Vince Beach (#467)

467. Vince Beach

Vince Beach vs The Honky Tonk Man

I can't be certain that this is from 2011, and honestly I doubt it is since it was posted on January 9 and it's just Vince Beach's own YouTube channel, and I have no idea what promotion this is, but I don't care. I'm tired of watching indy wrestler-only matches. I'm as interested in Honky Tonk Man here as I am in Vince Beach.

Honky has a huge ponytail these days and is fat as fuck. Honky engages the crowd in a "chicken!" "shit!" chant. He follows this with "rooster!" "shit!" Roostershit. Well that's gonna stick, I think. "Here's Vince Beach, playing roostershit heel."

Honky ain't much anymore, but then when was he? Honky is most awesome at being Honky. Honky gets beaten up for a while and then he hits the shake rattle n' roll and wins. What a weird thing it is for these old timers to come in and do a match where they, you know, spend most of it making the other guy look good, but God, they have to WIN. Because after all we're talking about a wrestler who hasn't been relevant in over 20 years.

But what do I know.

Related: Vince Beach's YouTube Channel

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