See? He is SO conflicted!
Animal: Luger's out here sayin' he's from Chicago. Luger, you're not from Chicago! You don't know what it's like to have to fight, kick and scratch for everything. The closest you've been to downtown is when you dropped off your stinkin' laundry to be cleaned! (ed. note: in 1996 were the only dry cleaning locations in the Chicagoland area downtown?)
Luger: Stinger! Tell 'em! I'm from Chicago! I know what Chicago is like! You tell 'em!
Sting: Lex! You are from the white collar section of CHICAGO! They are from the streets! They're from Halsted Street! The key word is STREETS! They're monsters from the streets. (ed. note: Halsted is a pretty long street and covers a vast amount of different socioeconomic situations from Cabrini Green to "boystown." Also, as pointed out by Wikipedia: One Man Gang, Colt Cabana, Ace Steel and C.M. Punk all claim to be from Halsted Street)
Hawk does get on the mic briefly to say that Luger reminds him of a washing machine because he agitates them, and the Road Warriors can go knock out Willie B the gorilla at the Atlanta Zoo if they want. So in the end this all leads up to an agreement (I guess) that the two teams should meet in a Chicago Street Fight.
Okay, so part 1 was mostly the interview, part 2 is the match between Luger and Renegade and with all those muscles in the ring I imagine it's extremely hard to walk in the arena what with all the wetness from the ladies in the crowd.
The match...isn't as bad as I expected. For some reason Renegade (well after his relevant period as basically an Ultimate Warrior impersonator) is put in a position where it looks like he could go over on Luger but Jimmy Hart interferes and Luger gets the rack for the win. Sting comes in and yells at Luger for the cheap win. I get the point but Luger comes off pretty damn weak because of it all. Sting is all YELLYELLYELL and...that's pretty much it.
Now, my call has ended and I can go to sleep so I'm calling an end to this.
By the way, while I know Scott would probably argue this point, the torture rack is fucking stupid.